Funny Mothers Day Messages: Nothing is more special in this world except the mother. So, enjoy this day by using these funny mothers day wishes & quotes and make your mom laugh. Mother’s day is the best opportunity for every kid that gives gifts and many more things to their mom. So, makes a lot of memories on this day & feel special to your mommy. Also, you can use these mothers day wishes and messages from here.
Funny Mothers Day Messages from Daughter
Happy mothers day to the woman whose mere thoughts induce a shiver into my body whenever I think about making excuses for not going to school, bunking classes, eating junk food, etc.
My sweet mother, there cannot be anyone like you in the whole world and I really thank god for that. This world has the capacity to tolerate only one of you. Jokes apart, happy mothers day!
On such a soulful occasion of mothers day, I want to reveal something which I haven’t told anyone. Mom, at times, you are more pretentious than a teenage girl. Now please, don’t cut my pocket money. Happy mothers day!
Hey mom, you are exactly like vinegar, not getting better at all with age. But surely getting tolerant, serene, and elegant. Happy mothers day to you!
Dear mother, whether you admit it or not but you are the luckiest mother in the world because I am with you. Be thankful to me all the time and fumeless anger. Happy mothers day to you!
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Hey mom, you are way different from the rest of the mothers out there. Other mothers encourage their kids to move forward when they commit mistakes and you simply beat the crap out of us. Thank you for being so generous and happy mothers day!
Mom, don’t you think you are having so much fun and thrill on mother’s day just because I break a sweat for you? Maybe it’s your day but you should be thankful to me for being such an awesome daughter. May you have a dazzling mothers day celebration!
If you think I am disobedient, stubborn, clumsy, and full of anger, just ask dad and you will get the right answer. I am more than happy to send my sincerest mothers day wishes to my crazy mother!
My lovely mothers, I genuinely think we all deserve a medal for bearing your scoldings and despite that, maintaining a smile all the time. My heartiest and best mothers day wishes are with you!
Hey mother, I would love to be like you when I grow up but I can’t because my kids won’t listen to my orders like your kids don’t listen to you. Jokes apart, may you have a scintillating mothers day celebration!
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Funny Mothers Day Messages from Son
My cute mother, you have become quite old and feeble with time. Since you have less strength than earlier, there is no point in shouting at me because you won’t be able to catch me anymore. I love you and happy mothers day!
Dear mother, don’t consider me responsible at all for your grey hairs because you are the one who yells at trivial things. Happy mothers day and may you live for 100 more years.
The reality is that you are my mother. However, the amusing thing is you act like my sister, and sometimes I just want to pull the hair of my sister. Happy mothers day, mommy!
Mom, you call me a crazy freak of nature all the time but you always forget that I have your genes in me. A very happy mothers day to my loveliest mother!
God cannot be everywhere to track my notorious acts that’s why he chose you as my mother. I love you to the moon and back and happy mothers day!
If handling one mother is so distressful, thank god my dad didn’t bring any stepmother. Happy mothers day to the best mother ever!
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Dear mom, enough of me being your obedient son. Now I am going to trouble you a lot to bring a big smile to your face. May you be forever cheerful and vivacious. Happy mothers day!
Dear mother, I love you unconditionally and outrageously. However, my love can amplify for you if you can give me more chocolates and increase my pocket money a bit. Jokes apart, have a bodacious mothers day celebration!
Dear mother, if I was your mother I would have allowed you to go to the late-night parties, splurge money on you, and never force you to study for hours. I know that’s too much to ask. Happy mothers day to the best mother in the world!
Dear mom, today is your day to chill out and throw orders on all of us. I assure you we will not damage anything of your favorite crockery. Happy mothers day!
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Mom, thanks a lot for saving my ass so many times from my father and the school teachers. One day when you will be gone, I will become your obedient son as you want me to be. Happy mothers day!
I know you hate to say it in front of my siblings but I am your lucky charm. If you want a happening mothers day celebration, you better say it in front of them. Have a blissful mothers day!
A mother is a person who always knows who opens the fridge at midnight and what they eat. Mom, you rock all the time. I love you and happy mothers day!
I must say mother, you are one of the finest artists I have ever seen. I mean look at me!
Dear mother. I am extremely sorry from the bottom of my heart for ruining your aesthetics and destroying your vagina during the time of birth. I know you must have forgiven me for that.
A mother’s sacrifice cannot be measured with any yardstick. I mean she quits junk food, wine, late-night parties, and gossip just to give birth to untalented souls like you. Happy mothers day!
Hey mom, the only great thing you have ever done for me is give killer looks. Kudos to your good genes. Cheers to your mothers day celebration!
My mother always gives me two options: Accept it or I will make you accept it. Have a crazy mothers day!
Mom, I wonder all the time what are you doing at home? The way you catch all my lies, you must give your services to the FBI or Interpol. Happy mothers day to my detective mommy!
Mom, I love everything about you except the time when you give me 50 missed calls and I don’t pick up because I might be stuck somewhere. Those 50 missed calls really shit scare me.
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Funny Mothers Day Quotes
Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease. ~ Lisa Alther
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says “keep away from children”. ~ Susan Savannah
A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. ~ Tenneva Jordan
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out Erma. ~ Bombeck
A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don’t even have. ~ Robert Brault
I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can’t find me until after high school. ~ Unknown
In the end, mothers are always right. No one else tells the truth. ~ Randy Susan Meyers
Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too. ~ Lionel
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers. ~ Rudyard Kipling
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. ~ Phyllis Diller
We have a secret in our culture, and it’s not that birth is painful. It’s that women are strong. ~ Laura Stavoe Harm
A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. ~ Peter De Vries
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then, I want to move in with them. ~ Phyllis Diller
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. ~ Unknown
If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands? ~ Milton Berle
Nothing is really lost until your mom can’t find it. ~ Unknown
There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. ~ Chinese Proverb
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children! ~ Sam Levenson
Mom, I love you, even though I’ll never accept your friend request. ~ Unknown
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. ~ Unknown
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